it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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