your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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