She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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