i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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