I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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