going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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