i just wanna soil my oats bro
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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