So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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