He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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