u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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