i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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