u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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