Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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