**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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