Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
