Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
if only i could text you this smell
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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