Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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