I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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