hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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