she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
