she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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