It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I need water and some morals
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