his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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