I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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