so explain again why im purple
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at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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