Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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