By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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