I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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