Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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