we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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