she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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