Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
