weddingsv make me drug and hornr
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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