??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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