I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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