i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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