Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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