he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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