your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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