I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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