Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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