I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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