she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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