I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I'm really busy with my period
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