i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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