Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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