ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
3 2 1 whiskey
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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