hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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