omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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