My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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