i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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