Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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