i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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